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Does Clay Aiken Tell Goofy Dad Jokes ?



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 Wonder if Clay Aiken tells Parker goofy dad jokes? I don't know if he does, but I know that my older brother tells them to his grown children and his young grandchildren, and his kids groan when he tells them.  He told several during the holidays .























Here are a few examples, no offense meant for animals or humans ;


  •  Joe: What do you call a cow🐮 with no legs?
    Monty: What?
    Joe: Ground beef.
    https://jokes.boyslife.org/jokes/cow-no-legs/

    Where do you find a cow with no legs?
    Wherever you put it.
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  •  Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, 'No, just leave it in the carton!             
    Me: 'Hey, I was thinking…
' My dad: 'I thought I smelled something burning.    https://bzfd.it/2C5913Y
  • Q: Why did the banana go to the hospital?
    A: He was peeling really bad. http://bit.ly/2C5UFQJ




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Laugh for me, Clay by Cokoki 

 

Smiles, Laughter, Tears, with Clay Aiken by Sandra Ectman

 



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So, do these dad jokes have you groaning 😲 or   laughing 🤣 ? Got any more #dadjokes that you want to share?






















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