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Wonder if Clay Aiken tells Parker goofy dad jokes? I don't know if he does, but I know that my older brother tells them to his grown children and his young grandchildren, and his kids groan when he tells them. He told several during the holidays .
Here are a few examples, no offense meant for animals or humans ;
- Joe: What do you call a cow🐮 with no legs?
Monty: What?
Joe: Ground beef.
https://jokes.boyslife.org/jokes/cow-no-legs/
Where do you find a cow with no legs?
Wherever you put it. -
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- Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, 'No, just leave it in the carton!
Me: 'Hey, I was thinking… ' My dad: 'I thought I smelled something burning. https://bzfd.it/2C5913Y
- Q: Why did the banana go to the hospital?
A: He was peeling really bad. http://bit.ly/2C5UFQJ
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Laugh for me, Clay by Cokoki
Smiles, Laughter, Tears, with Clay Aiken by Sandra Ectman
So, do these dad jokes have you groaning 😲 or laughing 🤣 ? Got any more #dadjokes that you want to share?
Ccol4him's Claymania: Does Clay Aiken Tell Goofy Dad Jokes ? https://t.co/UkVwmGm4HY pic.twitter.com/hpb4EHsgG3— Cynthia Coleman (@ccol4him) January 8, 2019
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